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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:22 pm

Were not your posts enough?

You are fucked already.
Your need drives you and in place for thinking you use convoluted, not so good, poetics.

Read my mind, levitate or be forever another demented idiot with delusions and no way to justify them but his own need for them.


Here's my apology:

I am sorry, for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:57 pm

Satyr wrote:
Were not your posts enough?

You are fucked already.
Your need drives you and in place for thinking you use convoluted, not so good, poetics.

Read my mind, levitate or be forever another demented idiot with delusions and no way to justify them but his own need for them.


Here's my apology:

I am sorry, for you.

Your condolences are appreciated
for there is many a time
when I too
feel sorry for myself.

Fare thee well then satyr
you knew not what you did
when you ventured
where angles fear to tread

I with draw my demand
but take care
whom you call a fool
again
Not all are as forgiving
as I.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:13 pm

What an idiot, you are!!!

Wait, this could be fun.


Fare thee well,
fair maiden of the navel.
I send cellular memories;
crevices.
across the dimensional rift.

If only that they would embed themselves
in thy ample, stinky sphincter
when thee land upon your arse after levitating.

a glass menagerie shall shatter
and angel tears flow aplenty

Levitatus tractus philosophicus
when i see thee floating across my window pane...pain
The centuries unleash themselves across the heavens
and man is, once more, freed from his corporeal chains.

universal consciousness, find a way to send this message to mine
friend:

Ye, stunted tree
dream of subterranean waters
to quench your dry mind
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:28 pm

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Ye, stunted tree
dream of subterranean waters
to quench your dry mind

Bravo satyr!

I thought I had lost you
dead and buried
forgotten
remembered by none
not even one tiny word.

But here you are
dead meat
risen to fight on
again

A zombi
without a soul
and proud of it
to boot!
By God!




ample stinky sphincter
indeed lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:33 pm

Thank you fair maiden
of heavenly grace

your bosom heaves with god's presence
and I grovel for His forgiveness at your feet.

I am truly a rotting carcass
with no soul...but only this feeble mind
which you envy me so

but can i lobotomize my self
for thine acceptance?

forsooth, i dare not
turn my self into the living dead
levitating, and speaking through hyperspace
realities

i choose the real world
even if it is as it is


full of dead heads and smelly maidens
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:43 pm

Actually my heaving bosom
presently has the cold
spewing phlegm
into my beard

I like the grovelling at my feet
but I much prefer
that you kiss my ass

As to the lobotomy
I thought you knew
it was done soon after
your birth

The doctors were compassionate
they realized that a zombi
with half a brain
was twice as better off
than one with two
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:49 pm

a beard you say!!!
my what masculine wears you use
to hide that womanly heart of yours

a joke is religion indeed
if clowns, like you
is its outcome

who is the zombie between us
is easy to ...smell
you stink of rot and hatred of life
god is the only thing
that makes it palatable

that and the delusion of floating on air
in opposition to the laws
that bind you to your simplicity

what lobotomy would a body without a brain
require?
it is still-born
born to slowly decay in the
diseased parts of its failed
genetics

excuses and world with no ends
is what it uses
to avoid the cruelty of a world
that would make such a miasma
viable

Ah, ugly maiden
your shields are put to good use
such unseemly visages
should be wrapped and
hidden behind ESP
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:10 pm

Finally some proof that Santa exists...using actual physics.
Fuck levitation...this makes sense.


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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:02 pm

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a beard you say!!!
my what masculine wears you use
to hide that womanly heart of yours
Actually it is to hide a receding chin
and balance my low brow.
My daughter thinks it becomes me.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:07 pm

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Satyr wrote:
a beard you say!!!
my what masculine wears you use
to hide that womanly heart of yours
Actually it is to hide a receding chin
and balance my low brow.
My daughter thinks it becomes me.


how about that receding mind of yours?

do you use religion to cover that up?



santa
hey, who knew Santa was scientifically provable? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:17 pm

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do you use religion to cover that up?
Aye
Its an invisible cloak
yet strangely a warm one
on a cold bleak night

Quote :
santa
hey, who knew Santa was scientifically provable? scratch
A holy day without santa
would just be another mundane day
in the coal mine
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:22 pm

MagnetMan wrote:
Satyr wrote:

do you use religion to cover that up?
Aye
Its an invisible cloak
yet strangely a warm one
on a cold bleak night
When you are as weak as you are, maiden, you need all the cover you can get.

why not a parent in the sky?
Quote :

A holy day without santa
would just be another mundane day
in the coal mine
[quote]enough...did you just thrash me again?

you are truly powerful
your intellect formidable
your hide as thick as your skull

did you receive my last paranormal communication?
something about your mother.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:15 pm

Gotta hand it to you
you sure know how to blow smoke
I think I will yawn out
I am boring myself
I'll go play with santa instead
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:18 pm

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Gotta hand it to you
you sure know how to blow smoke
I think I will yawn out
I am boring myself
I'll go play with santa instead
Ah, it is i that is "blowing smoke", you old fart?

shit man, prove god to me...say something...
how pathetic are you?

did you thrash me yet?

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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:37 pm

Veni Vidi Viti

this thread is dead
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:31 am

MagnetMan wrote:
Veni Vidi Viti

this thread is dead
Is that a psychic or a psychotic judgment?

I did feel your psychic attacks...it felt similar to a bowel movement....in fact I could have sworn that it was a one.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:58 am

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MagnetMan wrote:
Veni Vidi Viti

this thread is dead
Is that a psychic or a psychotic judgment?

I did feel your psychic attacks...it felt similar to a bowel movement....in fact I could have sworn that it was a one.

That is a good sign.
If you are having a gut feeling.
Kundalini is on the move
there is hope for you yet.
If it manages to get through that blocked chakra
(it requires a supreme test of personal courage)
that will initiate a change of heart
then we will know that you are well on the way
towards recovering complete consciousness

Best of luck
my thoughts are with you
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:27 am

The Force is strong with you, old fart.

It scares me....like a kitten with yarn.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:12 pm

Advocatus Diaboli wrote:
In any case, I realise that I am mashing up the two points a bit since Satyr was talking about the use of a pre-existing religion, the bending of it to one's needs, but I still think the point translates directly into the larger sphere of the creation of a religion too.

Satyr lost the argument
just as I was about to prove conclusively
that religion was a social necessity
not a joke
I could have rubbed it in if he would have allowed me to continue
but the canny snake realized that he was fucked
and started to blow smoke
not just in order to hide a temporary embarrassment
but to preserve his whole reason for being

Fuck, it took him 42 years to get there
He missed pubertyinitiation like most of us do
and got locked into the teens
like most of us do

Without elder invitation we tend to adopt a false bravado
in order to prove we have reached manhood
atheism is the obvious rebellion

Our teenage mantra is
Fuck you God!
See! Where is the lightening bolt?
The Old Fart is all talk and no bite
Follow me and I will rule the Universe


Another Nietzsche rag doll.
I was exactly like him

He is now at menopause
we all get a second chance at initiation
at that 2nd moment of change

I was lucky
I would still be locked into the teens
but for some unbeknown reason
the Old Fart reached down and gave me a low amp jolt
Now I feel obliged to pass it on
to every other joker who was like me


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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:48 pm

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Satyr lost the argument
just as I was about to proved conclusively
that religion was a necessity
not a joke
I could have rubbed it in if he would have allowed me to continue
but the canny snake realized that he was fucked
and started to blow smoke
not just in order to hide his temporary embarrassment
but to preserve his whole reason for being

Fuck it took him 42 years to get there
He missed puberty and got locked into the teens

His teenage mantra is Fuck you God!
See! Where is the lightening bolt?
The Old Fart is all talk and no bite
Follow me and I will rule the Universe


Another Nietzsche rag doll.
I was exactly like him

He is now at menopause
we all get a second chance at that 2nd moment of change

I was lucky
For some unbeknown reason
the Old Fart reached down and gave me a low amp jolt
Now I feel obliged to pass it on
to every other joker who was like me

You won?!!!
You actually made a concise point somewhere there amongst the dribble about the shaman?

Religion is truly necessary.

It keeps stupid fucks, like you, from going mad and killing everyone.
It force-feeds hungry, empty minds absurd hope and keeps them at bay with eternal threats.

Another thing that's just as necessary is....alcohol.
Same effect.

Some people break when faced with reality.

They go insane...MagnetMan is evidence of that.


Shit, old fart, you sound like all these kids I've been dealing with for years now.

They all prematurely declare victory, because nobody would believe that they made a point, otherwise.

Keep on exposing me.
I loved it.

This is just too easy.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:56 pm

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Keep on exposing me.
I loved it. .
You have shit kharma, sat.
I was just re-editing the post
trying to show we are all guilty
of the same rebellion

instead you got singled out
and had to read it cold turkey
you poor bastard

Go back a post
and see how I shat on all of us
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:14 pm

Did you just win...again?!

You are shitting alright....and it is exposing your ass to the world...a large, stinky, flabby, needy, pathetic, insane asshole...you call it your brain.

How many of these psychotic/psychic events have you had in total?

The only thing you've got to teach is how to avoid visiting Idaho...
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:01 pm

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How many of these psychotic/psychic events have you had in total?
I don't know. I never counted.
major: events about a dozen
medium: maybe a much as a hundred
minor: almost endless

Here follows a medium event.

I had a dream that my five year old son died.
The dream did not say how he died
it just presented me with a dead child.

I was astonished at the depth of my grief.
I had never felt grief before,
not when my father died as a child
or my mother as an adult.
That always worried me
the dream reassured me
that i had that emotional capacity.

I was so shaken by the dream
I shared it with the family the next morning at breakfast
An hour later Sean, the son who died in the dream
fell out of our apartment window

He dropped three stories onto the concrete below
I do not recall my mad dash down the stairs
out and around the building
death gripped my mind
all I remember is seeing his tiny body
lying motionless and crumpled on driveway

He was not dead
in fact he was barely injured
he had kept his wits while falling
and taken the shock on hands and buttocks
his light weight saved him

Premonition?
Did those moments when I thought my son was dead
slip back though some shift in time
and inform me in the dream of the previous night?

Or was it just a freaky Coincidence?

How about a hundred paranormal events?

When such strange things
impinge on your psyche
over and over again
and doubt is eventually forced out
you are on the edge of insanity
there is no consensus
no agreement from another mind
nobody can relate to you
you have to believe in yourself
construct a more encompassing psychology
one that allows you to operate
in two dimensions of reality at the same time
you see omens all the time
premonitions

In Africa people are freaked out
when they see these dream walkers
they send these confused people to live with a shaman
the shaman brings the schizophrenia into focus
makes you see that you are both male and female
living in one body
the shaman marries you to yourself
turns you into a functioning healer
a psychoanalyst
of both the mind and the soul

I had to do that journey alone

My family thought I was crazy
a kind of religious freak
talking about god all the time
saying he is in every atom
My stories about baboons and ghosts
attacking me embarrassed them
made them uncomfortable around me
eventually made them shun me

it took nearly twenty years to sort my self out
I became monk in a Japanese monastery
I even lived in cave for a year

now I am a family man
I am myself
my kids use both their brains
they are different to normal
they are super-normal

I am not insane
you are
most of man is
12 years in school shut out the female
you are only using half your potential
the woman in you is passive
she is really a hellcat
let her out!
let her be part of your life
she is psychic
she sees things your male side is blind to
she can give you inspiration
make you more creative
live a more complete life.

I am here to tell you that
There are simple right brain exercises and drills
that can reopen unused channels of communication
the same way drugs do
but more naturally
I used them on my kids
it has worked wonders
?
Existence is stranger than we think, sat
there is a whole lot of exploring to do

Here is another medium event

I have eight children
I accurately intuited their sex
before they were born
every time

Put it another way
100 bucks doubled eight times at Vegas
would have netted me over $25,000

I actually did call it right 12 times in a row at Vegas
long before the kids were born
now we are talking 400 grand
but that is another story

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Ida who?
She got nice legs?
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:13 am

Satyr wrote:
Religion is truly necessary.

It keeps stupid fucks, like you, from going mad and killing everyone.
It force-feeds hungry, empty minds absurd hope and keeps them at bay with eternal threats.

Another thing that's just as necessary is....alcohol.
Same effect.

Some people break when faced with reality.

painfully accurate.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion is a joke...   Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:29 pm

Satyr wrote:


How many of these psychotic/psychic events have you had in total?

Your response
to my profound answer
to your question
is as expected

pearls before swine
water off a ducks back
seeds cast on stony soil
a waste of time.
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