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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:18 pm

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Now levitate read my mind or fuck off....better yet, I'll leave.
But I think you read my mind and you foresaw this coming.

Believe it or not
I was hoping for a better ending
the buck stops with me
But you did deserve a smack

I though it might make you draw
your sword
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:27 pm

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Satyr wrote:

Now levitate read my mind or fuck off....better yet, I'll leave.
But I think you read my mind and you foresaw this coming.

Believe it or not
I was hoping for a better ending
the buck stops with me
But you did deserve a smack

I though it might make you draw
your sword
Oh precious levitating warrior
my sword blunts when struck with your thick...ness

the reverberations sting my fragile ego
and i send muted thuoghts your way

are you receiving?

i best believe it than not
because your words are so powerful
and your sword so strong

beleive it or not
fair warrior maiden
i too can float
and fire can be produces
with the gasses from my digestive system

my jet-engine

my cells scream with untapped energy
i am, presumably, saving it
for a rainy day

because, as we all nkow,
nature is superfluous.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:03 pm

One more thing, precious levitating warrior of the paranormal....because I am beginning to have fun with you....

i do not need to draw my sword
with you


my butter-knife will do
i will spread you around thin,
so that your thickness subsides

your arguments have been formidable
soemthing about other dimensions
which can be sud to support just
about any absurdity
man can come up with

i bet you still think
10% of the human brain
is being used, because
yours is 90%
deficient

What glorious stupidity
Christianity
and religion
has given rise to

minds so retarded they
live in a sci-fi universe


What is this thread doing in the Philosophy section?

Is there anything philosophical about it?
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:08 pm

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One more thing,

Aye
tis a bitter pill
to be soundly thrashed
in front of all
no doubt the recriminations
will go on
and on
and on
and on
and on
and on

ad infinitum

Eternal hell
while the ego squirms

I gain no joy from
such self torture

I offer you a hand
pick up our head
and we will begin again Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:12 pm

Aye if words were true
then even your levitation
would be fact


i did feel something
across my testicles

was that you "thrashing me"?

now tell me how you raped me.
you know in your imagination
where all your 'insights' live
undiscovered

tell you
what
thrash me again
in front of everyone
like you did before
in your head

then rape me

with your words

like when you levitate

what a poor pathetic little girl
that is
you have
a retard born to a retard
destined for a lifetime of
you guessed it
retardation
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:21 pm

Satyr wrote:


tell you
what
thrash me again
in front of everyone
like you did before

Is that a genuine offer?
Nah!
wishful thinking.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:23 pm

MagnetMan wrote:
Satyr wrote:


tell you
what
thrash me again
in front of everyone
like you did before

Is that a genuine offer?
Nah!
wishful thinking.

oh pelase
master of the imagined beatings

thrash me like you levitate

paranormally

defeat me like your god
in your head
where nobody can see it
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:35 pm

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oh pelase
master of the imagined beatings

thrash me like you levitate

paranormally

defeat me like your god
in your head
where nobody can see it

So
am I to accept this as a genuine challenge?

Nah!
Everybody will see it.

Maybe we can do it privately
behind the latrines?

Though I warn you
the occult
is scary stuff
especially the black side of it
even the white side hurts
at times
the black side shows no mercy

What Grade adept are you?
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:39 pm

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So
am I to accept this as a genuine challenge?
a challenge of what: your delusions versus reality?
sure.

Quote :
Nah!
Everybody will see it.
you can take the shame...i have a feeling you've faced it before
so much stupidity could not have gone unnoticed.

Quote :
Maybe we can do it privately
behind the latrines?
Here is good

thrash me
levitate!!!

Quote :

Though I warn you
the occult
is scary stuff
especially the black side of it

What Grade are you?
I'm a level 1 specialist in the D&D campaign I'm presently in
Revised rules


your warnings are like a gypsy's cards....


wait!!!
is the tingling around my dick your doing, retard?

no, wait I'm getting something...something vague... smells like potato...I...Ida...Idaho...Nampa....something


i knew morons came from there.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:53 pm

Satyr wrote:

I'm a level 1 specialist in the D&D campaign I'm presently in
Revised rules

Sounds like a sham org.
They haven't got you to levitate yet.
in fact you seem astonished that it is even possible
I would get my money back
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:57 pm

MagnetMan wrote:
Satyr wrote:

I'm a level 1 specialist in the D&D campaign I'm presently in
Revised rules

Sounds like a sham org.
They haven't got you to levitate yet.
in fact you seem astonished that it is even possible
I would get my money back
I'm also astonished when i am told people like you are allowed a vote.

hell, i was reluctant to accept someone telling me he was abducted by aliens raped, probed and then implanted with a device, until i saw the wires coming out of his asshole.

can you spin your head?
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PostSubject: Psychic Attack   Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:21 pm

Psychic Attack

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I was resting in my bed one morning with my eyes closed. Without opening my eyes, I sensed some being enter the room. I thought it was my dog, come begging for a walk in the park. So I felt no alarm. There was pressure on the mattress. Again I thought it was he, about to give me a lick. So I remained open to his affection. Suddenly there was loud animal snort/growl right beside my ear. Every muscle and sinew suddenly went rigid. It felt as though I was being gripped from within by iron bands. For some unknown reason I remained calm. I thought that if I could move just one finger, I would triumph over whatever the force was that had entered my body. I struggled with all my might. The finger began to move. The iron grip then suddenly switched to my throat. I was being strangled from inside my body! Now I got frightened. Without any thought, I gasped out a phrase.

"I Know Jesus!" (I have no idea why that popped out. I have never felt that I have had more than a nodding acquaintance with him)

No relief. The inner pressure just got tighter. I was in the throes of suffocation The room began to spin crazily. I was desperate. I began to feel that I might really die. A thought flashed into my mind. A yogi friend had told me that he had once used a certain battle mantra to ward off a psychic attack. I remembered the mantra and managed to gasp it aloud.

"Om namo Shivaya!!" -

Instant relief. It was as though nothing had happened.

As I lay there bewildered, I tried to comprehend what had happened, The angry snort that had preceded the invasion into my body was definitely animal. A long-forgotten incident filtered into my mind. I had once callously shot a male baboon out of tree for no reason at all except target practice. He fell dead, face down on the ground, his arms outstretched. When I came over to examine him, I was struck at how much the muscular structure of his back, shoulders and arms made him look like a dead human. In those days baboon troops were regarded as vermin by farmers who were continuously harassed by their incursions into maize fields. A troop of fifty can wreak havoc, stripping hundreds of cobs and running off with only one or two apiece. Never-the less I felt a definite twinge of consciousness, That shameful old memory made me think it was his spirit that had come for revenge.

Several months later, I was busy on documentary television special that focused on the training of Shamans. I made a friend of one of them and invited him over to my house for a cup of tea. The Zulu shaman shivered violently as soon as he crossed my thresh-hold.
"You have an angry spirit in your house."
"Who"
"Baboon."

I had never told anybody about the psychic attack, or my shameful story of the baboon.

The shaman came back a week later with a gourd filled with a potion he had made. He used a wildebeest tail as a switch, dipped it in the gourd and went around the house, from room to room, sprinkling the walls with the potion.

I never had another attack in that house.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:24 pm

Man, you are truly, and utterly fucked!!!

Another delusional mind, taking his self-induced schizophrenia as evidence of a psychic attack.

Tell you what, moron...give me one.
Make me feel it.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:36 pm

The baboon attack happened thirty years ago
I posted now it because I had another similar attack last night

As before I had been ill for some time
my chi was weak
so I was taken off guard
No noise this time
But I could see the vague shadow of a human head against the window

His grip was like a vice
I struggled with all my might
I could not move a muscle
the spook let go and grabbed my legs
this time I was able to force him off
I started throwing battle dorjis and mantras at him

Gone.

The feeling is awful
you feel violated
victemized

Of course you feel that it was delusional
but the validation from the shaman
aboutt he baboon
could not be denied
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:43 pm

I can't help you with your mental problems.

Either attack me with your psychic energies or shut the fuck up!!!
Tell that shaman of yours to send me a curse or something. Something nasty.
I want to suffer.

You know where to find me...
I live in reality where retards, like you, can't touch me.

You live in the dreamscapes of your twisted mind.
You are in hell.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:01 pm

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant; we have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." Einstein

And so the dorjis fly
and strike the heart

My dear satyr
I have been attacking you
from the start
you are psychically wounded
you will never be the the same man
again

My psychic arguments
will ring in your ears
and give you pause
all the way to your grave
should I persist
in the end the grip
will feel like a vice
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:48 am

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." Marx

Fight Club. A place where mothers are missing and fathers are absent.

There will be blood.

I'm done.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:16 am

MagnetMan wrote:
"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant; we have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." Einstein

And so the dorjis fly
and strike the heart

My dear satyr
I have been attacking you
from the start
you are psychically wounded
you will never be the the same man
again

My psychic arguments
will ring in your ears
and give you pause
all the way to your grave
should I persist
in the end the grip
will feel like a vice
I feel it.... I really, really do.

It started yesterday when i was taking a crap.
I smelled something.

That was you, wasn't it?

Please continue.


I could never have imagined how many sick fucks exist in the world.

Things are far worse than I originally thought.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:21 pm

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It started yesterday when i was taking a crap.
I smelled something.

That was you, wasn't it?

Please continue.


I could never have imagined how many sick fucks exist in the world.

Things are far worse than I originally thought.

Puke it all out, satyr
the vile poison must out
if you are to heal
the more pissed off you get
the quicker it will out
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:26 pm

I will, I am...I AM...I am Pissed and it's yopu, you YOU, YOU who is to blame!!!!

What powers you have over me.... I am seething with anger....My body shakes with wrath!!!!


Damn you!!!!Internet Warlock....

I tapped two black-mana, created a magic shield against white-magic around me but all in vain!!!!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGgurgleGGGGGGGGfartGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Your energy is too great!!!

AAAAAnd scene!

Whew....that was cathartic.
I never knew all those exclamation points would prove so useful.

Wait....wait....I feel some more hatred comnig out....wait


No...false alarm....it was a burp.

DAMN YOU CIVILIZATION!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:33 pm

Satyr wrote:
I will, I am...I AM...I am Pissed and it's yopu, you YOU, YOU who is to blame!!!!

What powers you have over me.... I am seething with anger....My body shakes with wrath!!!!


Damn you!!!!Internet Warlock....

I tapped two black-mana, created a magic shield against white-magic around me but all in vain!!!!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGgurgleGGGGGGGGfartGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Your energy is too great!!!

AAAAAnd scene!

Whew....that was cathartic.
I never knew all those exclamation points would prove so useful.

Wait....wait....I feel some more hatred comnig out....wait


No...false alarm....it was a burp.

DAMN YOU CIVILIZATION!!!!

nice job, Magnet Man! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:42 pm

He got to me again....Damn my uncontrolled emotions.

Once more my plans for world domination have been foiled by a band of internet drones whose only argument is that they can percive the motives behind the other's positions whereas their own are pure and truthful.

The birds of a feather cling, desperately, together.

When a position is unassailable, by you, then attack the position holder, instead, with the usual psych-101 crap.

I loved your thread on unoriginal.
Brilliant.

You know what made it even more effective?
The coolness, the cold reasoning, with which you presented it....sent chills down my naked, shaking with anger, spineless back.

Aaaand scene


I...am a thespian!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:49 pm

man, relax, pleeaseee Basketball try to realize when we're just trying to joke around a little...


you're not UR, are you?

Satyr wrote:


I loved your thread on unoriginal.
Brilliant.

You know what made it even more effective?
The coolness, the cold reasoning, with which you presented it....sent chills down my naked, shaking with anger, spineless back.

I do the best I can lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:58 pm

Drone wrote:
man, relax, pleeaseee Basketball try to realize when we're just trying to joke around a little...
Damn you too, Drone!!!!!

I hate you all!!!!!!!!!

I am furious....furious I tell you!!!!

I am so angry I just felt some poo come out of my anus!!!!

You'll all pay for the cleaning!!! I promise you!!!!

Quote :
you're not UR, are you?
It took you long enough to figure it out...sheesh!Rolling Eyes


Quote :
I do the best I can lol!
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...you make me so angry!!!!


What maddening effect you people have over me.
I am made helpless before your cutting wit and deep cuts of reasoning.
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PostSubject: Re: Extra Sensory Perception   Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:01 pm

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What maddening effect you people have over me.
I am made helpless before your cutting wit and deep cuts of reasoning.

if you made a (huge) effort, you could be as smart as me at least study

but you don't try! scratch
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